...that my saying "good-bye, see you tonight!" is not a cue to start nattering on about the 101 people you want me to call today? (and can I just say how much I adore the word "nattering"?) When I say good-bye, that means I need to walk out the door. I have a bus to catch and they don't come that often. You don't have any place to go.
...that if you speed up to get past me you should just keep going at that speed and not get in front of me and start meandering? Really? I missed my train because you just HAD to get in front of me on the escalator and then, at the top, decided to stroll to the platform, even though the train was there. It was right there! Bitch.
...that having me change your lunch reservation a gazillion times is not a good use of my skills?
...that if I tell you someone else is working on a project, it is pointless to continue telling me all the corrections that need to be made? I'm not making them. I didn't do it. In fact, I have no idea what the heck you're talking about!
...that if you have me make a phone call for you, and I have to make a decision on the fly, I can't guarantee that you'll like my decision? If you want control, make the call yourself!
...if you choose to subsist on a diet of cookie dough, Ben & Jerry's Fro-Yo, and Benefiber cherry pomegranate mix-ins, you are going to feel like shit and your pants will be too tight. I'm looking at you, Gamina-girl! Get back on program!
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